Minecraftgasm

The overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game Minecraft. These can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (Also known as a "Zen Moment".) Similar to an orgasm felt during sexual intercourse.

Steve: "Hey Bob, I just put in a furnace, built a sign that directs people to my mine, and put up some bookshelves."
Bob: "Thats awesome, I'm getting ready to go hunting cause I only have 3 hearts left."
Steve: "Oh cool, co- BOB?!"
Bob: "Ahhhhhh.... Oh, sorry. I just had a Minecraftgasm."
Steve: "Understood. I get those alot."

by iMo0n November 30, 2010

Minecrafturbate

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

by Bartusi November 29, 2011

Minecraftard

a minecraftard is refered to as a stupid person who takes Minecraft way more seriously than it should be taken and doesn’t know what a joke is

wow kyada is such a minecraftard

by rainbowyrei July 25, 2018

Minecrafter

An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.

“That epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”

by chconly July 12, 2019

Minecrafter

A person who has a very large penis and smashes Alex for 20 hours per 20 hours

"bro are you a minecrafter???" "Hell yea" "HOLY SHIT"

by Jjjkwksjdjr March 26, 2020

Pro Minecrafter

A pro minecrafter is a minecraft fanboy usually between the age of 2 and 12 they are obsessed that they are "pros" at the game even though it is impossible to be "pro" at minecraft. And to be Professional at something you must be payed for being good at it

"Hey guys makin anotha minecraft video here my name is theprominecraftkid and im a pro minecrafter" Little johnny aka the minecraft fanboy said

by AcceptedAnal April 4, 2015

minicrafters

Little Minecraft YouTubers

I Don't Like These Minicrafters

by Little Minicrafter July 22, 2017