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Minecrafter

A person who has no job and lives in the basement of his parents home. He spends all of his free time playing with virtual Legos and eating pepperoni Hot Pockets.
Minecrafter: I just finished making my Princess Zelda statue and I feel so good about myself! It only took me four straight days! What next?!
Minecrafter's Mother: How about you get a job and stop being such a lazy ass.
Minecrafter by SAMSHAFER November 28, 2010

Minecrafter

Usualy a fat spoild kid (or man) with no life that has nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass, rather than being an active productive person. Instead they will be a unproductive waste of human resource. If you or a friend plays minecraft, you are encouraged to get a life.
I hate that fat anoying minecrafter.
Minecrafter by I'm not a kid July 7, 2014

Minecrafter

A rude, stupid, virgin that hates on anybody who plays Fortnite.
Joe: "I'm a Minecrafter"
Everybody else (grabs a rifle)
Minecrafter by bob but not bob February 18, 2021

Minecrafter

Childish stupid, autistic, sped ass, grown adults playing a game about building with blocks.
Why are these minecrafters eating each other's shit?

Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.
I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.
Minecrafter by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018

Minecrafter

Just an amazing lad all together
Me: you play Minecraft?
Minecrafter: yeah I'm just that cool
Minecrafter by anonymous May 21, 2021