MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother

Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!

by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009

MILTSWANCAS

Mothers
I'd
Like
To
Sleep
With
And
Never
Call
Again

Barney:Mothers lock up your daughters. Daughters lock up your MILTSWANCAS
Robin: MILTSWANCAS
Ted: Mothers i'd like to sleep with and never call again?
Barney: Correct

~How i met your mother

by witchgrl44 November 13, 2011

miltswanka's

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

After Breakup:

1st guy:
"That's right, (your name), is back on the market. Mother's lock up your daughter's. Daughter's lock up your MILTSWANKA"S."

2nd guy:
"Miltswanka's?"

3rd guy:
"Oh wait i can get this. Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again"

1st guy:
"Correct. Circle gets a square"

by holy_smoke_93 November 17, 2009

milsnca

In the 5th season episode 8 of How I Met Your Mother, Barney mentions the word MILSNCA.

MILSNCA means "Mothers I Like To Sleep and Never Call Again"

mothers lock up your daughters, daughters lock up your MILSNCAs.

by charlie_89 December 22, 2009

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.

"Daughters, lock up your MILTSWANCA's"

by HaTeRgAsM April 3, 2010

Milanca

Milanca is the most annoying, stubborn girl you will ever meet. She is extremely smart (because she is asian) She has long hair like Repunzel. But great to be around.

That girl is such a Milanca

by Tosie December 19, 2012

milsanca

Mom I'd Like to Sleep with And Never Call Again

Wow, the woman over there is a real milsanca.

by ksmopars January 5, 2012