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Milfshake

A milkshake made from ice cream and milk made from the milk of a milf. A euphemism for sucking on a milf's titties.
Man, she is so hot. I can't believe she's a milf. I would drink her Milfshake.
by BadNews7 June 9, 2021
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Milfshake

A milkshake but instead of edible food there is attractive female celebrity’s in a photo of a blender. You can give a Milfshake to your friends or family or your wlw best friend. It’s a beautiful gift to be thankful for.
Friend: “I went to Starbucks and got you a Milfshake.”
by Mia Smoak Prentiss July 19, 2021
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MILFshake

You make a MILFshake by inserting a fat boys ice cream pop inside a MILF's orifice to melt, then drinking from that orifice.
Lay down, I'm about to make myself a MILFshake.
by SicThiccy January 21, 2022
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cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.
I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.
by JoseDavis April 22, 2015
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red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.
G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.
by Chimera-Genesis July 10, 2020
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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