Milftacular

The state of being a fucking milf.

HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.

theQuikSilvrLife: so what about azi?
Warwog: azi's a fucking future MILF
Warwog: she's milftacular

by The One and Only Mr. Dubbs March 6, 2008

MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007

milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

Milftacular

The state of being a fucking milf.

HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.

theQuikSilvrLife: so what about azi?
Warwog: azi's a fucking future MILF
Warwog: she's milftacular

by The One and Only Mr. Dubbs March 8, 2008

milftarded

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

by nifer September 10, 2006

milfotaur

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.

A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.

by danotaur June 17, 2010

MILFITA

Mom I'd Like to F*ck in the Ass.

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016