MILFiltrate

Verb

MILFiltrated, MILFiltrating, MILFiltrates

To gain entrance gradually or by stealthy means into the mind/body of a MILF

Noun

MILFiltrator

One the MILFiltrates

I followed her down the cereal isle, before she could reach for a box I began to MILFiltrate. I got her number and gained complete access.

by Mandalorian Assasin December 28, 2011

Milfily

To do something milfily, you must either be a milf, look like a milf, or have a milf like aura. Originated on Reddit on r/AskReddit on Sunday, May 5, 2019 and was coined by u/markste4321

Ex. Whenever Ava Addams (or equivalent milf) does something, she always does it milfily

by UncomfortableRaptor May 5, 2019

milfoid

Extension of the popular acronym, milf. Mum I'd Like to Fuck Only If Drunk.

I thought she was a milf dude, but the morning after realised she was a total milfoid.

by PeachTea November 28, 2012

Milfilf

Milf I’d like to Fuck

Friend 1 “Damn, she is such a Milfilf”
Friend 2 “Dang, you right”

by SauciestTick April 17, 2022

milfilicious

A ridiculously-hot MILF. So hot, she's delicious. Why, she's milfilicious.

Check out the soccer mom - she's milfilicious!

by Sandbagger December 23, 2009

milftoilet

Well, he likes the cock, and ADAM lives in a toilet with other african american horses and likes the cock and play jerkymon all day with pokemon and milhouse etc...

milftoilet smells

by dnaannkjugranb][\ August 7, 2003

milfolicious

A perfect (MILF).
A (MILF) so irresistible that you want to perform oral on her the moment you see her.
A (MILF) worthy of a long term relationship.
A (MILF) that makes you instantly cum in your pants.

Those nerdy glasses make Ashley so MILFOLICIOUS! I would totally go down on her in public!

by Voodoo4u June 21, 2012