a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!
MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."
MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
by JAN.OE September 22, 2011
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Pronounced - (mĭl)
A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
Example 1
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Example 2
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Example 2
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
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Get the MIL mug.A person who surpasses mere mortality and becomes something more... a god of sorts. Usually a "Mil" will throw huge amazing parties, get mad bitties, and have an enormous amount of friends. There is nothing better than being "Mil." Anyone with the title or name "Mil" will probably rule the world. Once someone gets the title of 'Mil' it becomes their name. Simply Mil is the most PIMP kind of person alive.
Friend 1: yo that kid is the most baller person I know
Friend 2: That's because he's Mil, idiot.
Slut 1: I want to fuck Mil!
Slut 2: Me too!
Friend 2: That's because he's Mil, idiot.
Slut 1: I want to fuck Mil!
Slut 2: Me too!
by Someone who wants to be Mil January 17, 2007
Get the Mil mug.Midwest city at its finest. Milwaukee. Those who rep the city know it straight ballin 24/7. 100kgs crack pushed daily.
by JK December 17, 2004
Get the MIL mug.Short for million in online games. It is sometimes used instead of the letter m to also reduce the amount of zeros one has to type.
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