microrecord

A fictional record consisting of very specific criteria invented to create a sense of accomplishment for a person or individual that would otherwise not fit into any industry accepted records.

Microrecord: Fastest Honda Civic with mirrors, exhaust and 4 wheels/tires.

Microrecord: Fastest Canadian Civic Type R.
Actual record: World's Fastest 10th Gen Civic

by magicaldefinitons July 7, 2019

Microfiche

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."

by TabGuy February 25, 2010

microreach

the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends

"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Microfiche

What the hell is a microfiche? Nobody knows!

Please tell us Mrs.Irons!

The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.

'Mrs.Irons, will microfiche come up in the exam?'

by Grove Academy November 21, 2003

Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.

Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!

by Srapples September 3, 2013

Microsecond

One microsecond equals one millionth of a second.

1 microsecond= Length of time of one commercial high-speed strobe light flash.

2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.

by MaxxOverload July 21, 2009

Pat McCrotch

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

by radda July 7, 2008