microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

Microscopic Wage

What servers make. Less than minimum wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!

by MrRapHater October 6, 2021

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

Microscopic Dolphinular

Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.

"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"

by sadsackofsocks August 2, 2019

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022