Mendoza

A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.

Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.

This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."

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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
by 733Crew May 04, 2007
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mendoza

Means "to be jealous of" or to "have jealousy."
"I mendoza your medulla oblongata and perfectly shaped cerebrum."

"Your mendoza about Ginger McPerfect's body is overwhelming."
by Ginger McPerfect March 03, 2010
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mendoza

When two people simultaneously text each other with the same message.
Text from person A: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Simultaneous text from person B: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Text from person A: "mendoza!"
Text from person B: "mendoza!"
by Brett R. February 21, 2014
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mendoza

Adj. A person who lacks basic knowledge and intelligence.

Verb. To speak gibberish or to talk similar to the mentally handicapped
Congressman Smith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.

The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.
by RTard September 06, 2007
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Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
by fuckingshitshit October 28, 2014
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Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.
Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.
by brysnowden13 August 08, 2019
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Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010
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