union membership

Belonging to an organization bigger than one self accepting that ones actions can make a difference for the greater good believing that brother/sisterhood matters

My union membership proves that I am part of something great

by Jimmy76IW736 December 5, 2017

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

CVS Membership

The trip you take to CVS to throw out your expired rubbers to get new ones about every 3 years.

I have my first date in awhile, it's time to renew my CVS membership.

by El Hefffe November 13, 2025

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012

V-EDC Membership Program

As a MEMBER you get exclusive access to:

• Discounted access to V-EDC Events
• Regular Member Exclusive Sessions & Newsletters
• Mentorship from top tier professionals
• Exclusive access to V-EDC Archives
• Member Exclusive Community Engagement

Have you registered for the V-EDC Membership Program?

by V-EDC January 16, 2022

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

Membershit

A membership to something that you don't really care about.

Finally! My membershit expires to Highlights magazine!

by TheSuper June 15, 2010