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McDonald

The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.
Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again

Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends

Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know
by yomommasfavouritenigga November 23, 2021
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mcdonald

i love mcdonald
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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McDonald

He had a farm until a fast food chain stole it
-Old McDonald had a farm
-E-I-E-I-O
by BQ-498 March 5, 2024
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McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
by Big pisser August 15, 2019
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Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016
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McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
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McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
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