Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

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Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

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Mateusz

Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.

Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.

by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017

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Mateusz is a blond polish boy who is very funny and likes jokes.He likes to spend time with friends but also with his family.His hobby is to play Soccer.His 2 best friends are start with the letter D and J

Look there is the funny boy Mateusz, let’s spend some time together ;)

by Loloxnony November 21, 2021

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A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.

"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"

by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022

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