Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as fuck,has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and godly.

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Mateusz

Mateusz is a blond polish boy who is very funny and likes jokes.He likes to spend time with friends but also with his family.His hobby is to play Soccer.His 2 best friends are start with the letter D and J

Look there is the funny boy Mateusz, let’s spend some time together ;)

by Loloxnony November 21, 2021

Mateusz

A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others

Person 1: did u see Mateusz yesterday???

Person 2: yeah omg hes so hawt!!

by Miooa March 21, 2022

Mateusz

A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.

"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"

by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022