masuku sagi

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

by palabraplug October 31, 2020

Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023

Masuma

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

Makudonarudo

The direct translation of the McDonalds restaurant from English to Japanese.

We're gonna be in Tokyo next week, let's see how Makudonarudo compares to the McDonalds!

by Beautiful Scars April 11, 2005

Masun

A name for a sexy man with an unusually spelled name. Do not mistake him for a Mason. Often times Masuns have gorgeous bodies and are very hard workers. Women who date such men are very lucky and will brag to their friends.

They also have an unexplained talent for making smoothies, parfaits, and other breakfast items; however they can still maintain their manly qualities.

Although Masuns contain lots of pent up sexual energy, they are also honest and try to not act upon those feelings.

As an additional bonus, Masuns have a natural talent for making women as wet as a Vietnamese monsoon in August.

Woman 1: Wow, that guy I met last week at the bar is such a Masun! He's so talented and caring!

Woman 2: You're so lucky! I can't believe it. Why do you always find the best men?

by KLC58 January 15, 2013

Maude Lebowski

Big Lebowski's daughter. Artist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

Likes sex.

Also, the mother of the smallest Little Lebowski.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.

by LMB222 February 5, 2009

maudahbee

The Aztec god of drunkenly desecrating women. A vital member of The Justice League of America.

I know Maudahbee is looking down on this moment with a smiling erection.

by richard gear April 28, 2009