master blaster

when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!

master blaster by mark turd burglar January 19, 2004

master blaster

A cocktail made from Red Bull and champagne.

For Thanksgiving this year, I thought maybe the whole family could enjoy a nice relaxing master blaster, instead of the traditional wine, beer, sherry, or brandy.

master blaster by Duke Machesne November 15, 2003

Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.

Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty

Master Blaster by HK CLG January 15, 2010

master blaster

It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.

Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.

master blaster by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

Master Blaster by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

Master Blaster by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

master blaster by masterblastin August 19, 2021