Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"

GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.

by Jobez December 13, 2008

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

master blaster

when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!

by mark turd burglar January 19, 2004

master blaster

A cocktail made from Red Bull and champagne.

For Thanksgiving this year, I thought maybe the whole family could enjoy a nice relaxing master blaster, instead of the traditional wine, beer, sherry, or brandy.

by Duke Machesne November 15, 2003

Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.

Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty

by HK CLG January 15, 2010

master blaster

It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.

Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014