marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005

Marmaladed

To describe something that is more than just jamed, it is stuck beyond the point if opening.

The door is marmaladed, I can't get it open!

by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022

Marmalade

A term used to tell someone you love them. You loves them so much that watching a horror movie would be fun with them.
Just the best boyfriend you ever could've gotten.
I love u yaar.

here comes my marmalade boy

by sanskaariwhore August 11, 2022

Marmaladed

1. To be gifted with something a little sweet/a little tart in an effort to make them feel better.

2. To be given a jar of marmalade

Mary was having a bad day until Sue marmaladed her!

by Saharajinni May 14, 2019

Marmalade

our code word for ‘I'm falling head over heels for you and even though we're young you feel like the warmest hug and capturing a pink moon.’ I just love this stupid nerd to death. That's all. I LOVE THIS DUMB GUY

This couple insta page screams marmalade

by sanskaariwhore August 2, 2022

marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina

She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004