mantrum

A long, boring drawn out expression of rage the human male expresses when he notices that life and the world didn't give him what he deserves, such as the perfect career, car, life, etc. Sometimes starts as young as 25, generally crops up when the late 30s are reached - either expressed in annoying (to women) outbursts of rage and self-pity or (equally annoying to women) a red convertible.

See: making an ass of oneself.
"When Ronnie reached the age of 45, he realized that he wasn't going to be a rock star genius super hero fireman with six pack abs and thick, curly hair, so after raging at the people around him for what he didn't have instead of appreciating what he did have (a paid for house, a dog that loved him, a wife and kids who worshiped him, and an IRA), Ronnie threw a mantrum: he divorced his wife, bought an expensive toupee, a corset, a red sports car, and a barely legal blonde."
by oone July 14, 2009
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Mantrum

A man having a tantrum or a sizable fit over a minor thing. "Man"-"Tantrum"
Server #1:"Dude you need to chill man...."
Angry Guy: " FUCK YOU I TOLD U I WANTED A LATTE MACHIATTO WITH THREE SHOTS OF ESPRESSO!!! NOT TWO!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING WITH MY HEAD?!?!?!?
Guy: "Whoa, what's gotten him in a mantrum..."
by KAMIKAZEBEOTCH May 30, 2009
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When a grown man throws the adult equivalent of a temper tantrum when they either are not getting their way, people do not agree with them, or to avoid attention to wrongs they have done/flaws etc.
"Karl" threw a mantrum when his wife reminded him to take out the garbage a second time to redirect the focus off what he failed to do. While he did not fall to the floor in a full blown fit, his mantrum consisted of pointing out something negative about his wife to redirect attention off of himself.
by Rooster Cog-Burn December 16, 2012
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Term used to minimize or "cutify" a man's rage or make an excuse for a full grown man who behaves like a tantrum-throwing child.
She called it a mantrum, but he was really raging full-on with abusive behavior; she ain't seeing what's real!
by callin'itreal October 31, 2009
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When a grown ass man throws a fit and loses his shit. Usually involves sobbing and full body shaking.
When Tyson found out he lost FMLA use he threw a massive Mantrum and decided to sell his kid on black market .
by Jaynomake May 08, 2020
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A male temper tantrum.... Man pouts....
man tempertantrum pouts fit baby mantrum
by Touchdown_dere February 03, 2014
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any time a man gets pissed, possibly hitting things, then wants to make up by getting his dick wet.
Jon threw a mantrum after finding out his wife was busy. An hour later, his offer of sex was rejected.
by saxyberry November 21, 2011
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