Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Madachole

how you say "Motherfucker" in Panjabi. pronounced: Mah-Dah-Chowl.

Andy: Hey Bossman, you need me to work today?
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye

by Ya Boy Trax August 2, 2010

Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

MacAcid

Acid house music produced in scotland 1st introduced by egebamyasi.

Join Date: Jul 2003
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belgian radio station cyberfactory basegged in brussels are havegging a scottish night.
i already havegg some d.jeggs lined up,but i need more,also livegg macacid music from scottish p.a,s.what is needed is a c.degg with an hour of mainly macacid music.

by egebamyasi October 16, 2008

mafucka

As said by J-Roc on "Trailer Park Boys", a mafucka is the urban bastardization of motherfucker (q.v.) however its use can vary widely, see example:

"Game's postponed because no mafuckas can go to Canadian Mafucka and get a new orange mafucka for $2.99 !?"

by J-to-the-R-O-C September 1, 2005

malachichi

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters

malachichi out

by kakashiiam October 15, 2019

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019