M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 27, 2018

M.I.L.F.

Mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs.Bree

Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.

Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.

by SDVBNLIBV December 28, 2005

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

'look, theres a MILF!!!'

by cheezy November 7, 2002

M.I.L.F

Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.

M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me

by Milfmasta January 21, 2009

M.I.L.F

Mother-In-Law Free

So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!

by paybacksabitchisgone June 1, 2011

M.I.L.F

MILF Is an abbreviation of Man I Love Fishing
Usually used by fisher men that have love for fishing

Dan-Look at that boat
Jeremy- M.I.L.F

by legendofwondereland March 9, 2018