W.E.F.T.A.M.

west ham united football team

W.E.F.T.A.M. be playin today y'all. check it.

by Grublets on ice March 28, 2008

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.

"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.

by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe”

“Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”

by byrongzshelp October 15, 2023

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022

L.M.T.F.A.

leave me the fuck alone; drop dead, go to hell, etc.

If you're not gonna help me when I feel bad, and just rub it all in, then just L.M.T.F.A.!

by PrincessR November 23, 2009

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011