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Mooselflies 

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.
Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.
Mooselflies by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009
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Mooselini 

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Moseltov 

Moseltov on your new baby!
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Mouselotion 

Mouselotion (formerly known as rattsoap) is a dumb twink
Mouselotion is a stupid twink
Mouselotion by Pee haver June 21, 2021
Moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!
"Oh fuck! I left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!
mooseltoe by Br-i-c-k December 30, 2008

mooselet 

a baby moose. Sometimes it looks like a kitten, but its really a moose with primordial dwarfism.
mooselet goes meow!
mooselet by Rachel Farewell December 9, 2008

Bos mossel 

Bos mossel is afrikaans slang and refers to the female vigina .
The word devided in to two parts. "Bos" is afrikaans for "bush" and "mossel" afrikaans for mussel thar is a sea creature with a shell.
That lady just just bent over and you could see her bos mossel.

That dude's face looks like a bosmossel
Bos mossel by African soulman October 1, 2008