death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

sneakin m&ms

when you have hard nipples, as if you were hiding m&m's in your shirt.

It was cold out, so i asked Nick if he was sneakin M&ms.

by Justin To January 3, 2008

gay m&ms

Skittles

Gay m&ms are just skittles

by Beep beep you sad fuck November 5, 2021

5 green m&ms

An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.

OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!

by missybrightside March 18, 2008

1000 brown M&Ms

Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night

by Mr. Tater Moisty Naps November 12, 2010

M & Ms and Butt Cracks

The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.

"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."

by tattsnteeth2 June 11, 2006

m&ms

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

by Savitygray December 5, 2019