3 M&Ms

To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.

Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!

by skeetthehunter April 26, 2005

1000 brown M&Ms

Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night

by Mr. Tater Moisty Naps November 12, 2010

fun m&ms

A metaphor for medicine (eg. pills, tablets, etc.)

"Hey what's in that box?"
"Oh, these are my fun m&ms, that I take everyday so I don't die."

by ZMegaManiaXYZ March 22, 2023

Pretzel m&ms

Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...

Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...

Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things

Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.

by Theterminator135457425 June 30, 2011

sneaking m&ms

A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms

did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside

by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005

death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

sneakin m&ms

when you have hard nipples, as if you were hiding m&m's in your shirt.

It was cold out, so i asked Nick if he was sneakin M&ms.

by Justin To January 3, 2008