Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

lurk pass

the act of letting one into parties/events for free

girl: i forgot my money at home could of sworn i had it on me
bouncer: better shake that ass for a lurk pass

by lurky Mc lurk lurk November 24, 2011

Burrow the lurker

Originating from the StarCraft unit "The Lurker" this phrase has now come to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse or, more specifically, the act of penetration.

Get ready now darling Mike's about to burrow the lurker!

by Kånkelberry Finn February 17, 2010

luckshit

A midshit or lateshit trans person who nonetheless passes due to fortunate genetics and/or financial resources.

Emily didn't transition until her mid twenties but she still passes, what a luckshit, it isn't fair.

by muggsymoon May 5, 2022

haters are lurking

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

by Kennetra January 13, 2008

Liquid Lurker

This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever

Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!

Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother

by Boss Betty January 27, 2008

lurkio

Somebody who lurks around keeping a close eye on things that they shouldn't.

Somebody who hangs around where they are not wanted.

The guy who always wanks on the sidelines of a gangbang.

"Did you manage to get anywhere with that girl last night?"

"No, that fella was lurking about being a right old Lurkio."

by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014