Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

lupper

Any meal between lunch and supper that takes the place of both.

Didn't have time for lunch today, so I had lupper.

by Denmo September 20, 2005

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

lumppy

A fat guy that has penis shaped like a can of tuna. He is lethargic and seems to be narcoleptic.

Christopher is Lumppy; he falls asleep behind the wheel.

by Bugslinger June 25, 2016

Lippy Dippy

The female equivalent of a "sloppy toppy"

When they are licking on the clit
And dip their tongue in

Ayo, I heard Chad gave Chiara a mean lippy dippy

by xXx_UrbanLord_xXx April 29, 2021