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mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015
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Noob luncher

Definition of Granade Luncher in Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare. It is preety much the same as in Halo or CS but it is really annoying as it one-hit kill even if the user shot it on the ground nearby or bounce it from ground (it will pierce you then...). Especially annoying on noob public Search and Destroy servers played on small maps with fixed spawn points which often means BOOM => GG... The only good thing is that it is banned nearly everywhere and has only 2 bullets... Often called Noob Tube or Noob Stick as well.
Fagot with noob stick: ZOMFG! I PWNED U WITH MAH PR0ZORD NOOB LUNCHER!
Punk Buster: Player (Fagot with noob stick) kicked for using restricted weapon: Granade Luncher Result: Permanent Ban.
Yet Another Normal Player: *Sigh...*
by BlizzyPL June 7, 2009
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double luncher

Can't face going back to the cafe after I dropped all my food in the canal - the shame of looking like a double luncher would be too great
by jmclizl November 19, 2013
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nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.
Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.
by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021
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Kit the Lyncher

A character from The Walking Dead comics who hangs minorities and protects the whites in a KKK group in the zombie apocalypse from Volume 17: Something To Fear
"See those those bodies in the trees?" "That is the work of Kit the Lyncher!"
by DoctorrNick December 8, 2014
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broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
by 123sozloser December 15, 2019
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Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.
We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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