Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

by InkieRed December 30, 2009

lunch meat

cracked out, dirty, bum niggas

Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.

by Floppy646464 February 1, 2008

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020