Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

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Lunch meat pussy

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

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Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

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Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

by InkieRed December 30, 2009

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