Lumbersexual

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A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

Lumbersexual by Joe Corey February 13, 2004

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.

A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .

Look at that man over there ! He's so lumbersexual

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."