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lucrative

Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.
"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.
by DzNutz October 6, 2004
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lucrative deception

A social movement originating in Kuna, Idaho in the year 2008. It is changing the world by upgrading the expectations and norms of people worldwide. Deception is measured on the lucrativity scale.
He has evolved, he must have heard about lucrative deception.
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lukrative

A man who does not wash under his foreskin and refuses to respect whamen. He shakes skittles in his hand like dice and beats bitches. Lukrative is a person who often enjoys having his balls fondled, but not by the likes of cold water. He showers frequently, but improperly and does not cut his pizza into slices. Lukrative is 2% Neanderthal
Yo, I was out with Lukrative the other day and this whamen just walked up to say hello, and Lukrative was like- Nah, I dont respect whamen.
Geez! Lukrative is one self deprecating cynical bastard.
by Big Black Metal Man October 10, 2017
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