lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.

Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?

by methh September 13, 2010

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

lucky lucky man

African lads who sell fake brand sunglasses and watches in package holiday places like Costa del wherever. Typically they will say their stuff is "half price" and that they have a "special offer for you". They think all white people are named del boy. They roll their "R"s.

Rumours that Yaya Toure was a lucky lucky man before becoming a footballer are unsubstantiated.

James "the lucky lucky man is selling cheap Rolex's"
Fin "what price"
James in African accent "half price, 10 year guarantee, call Africa"

by Chimpy100 June 25, 2014

my lucky sock

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020

Next time you won’t be so lucky!

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.

“Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

by Forggirl December 15, 2019

Malt Lickey

A small Texas town outside of west Pflugerville City, TX. Most known for the world famous "Linky Burger" created by Mr.Stinky Coup. The Town consists of only 4 roads, and is not on most maps, but is a very important social area of the residents of the area.

Next to Pflugerville City, is a small town called Malt Lickey

by The guy from texas August 1, 2010