probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
by Skittles <3 May 2, 2011
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I live in Lubbock and had never heard of Lubbock Christian University, but they accepted my financial aid... so I came.
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Lubbock is a city in northwest Texas. It is also known as the rectum of Texas.
Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.
The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.
The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
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Lubbock Christian University Student: "Hey I go to Lubbock Christian" Texas Tech Student: Where the fuck is that?
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Get the lubbock, texas mug.(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.
I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!
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Get the Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll mug.To correct TexasIsShitty up there, Lubbock is not near Texas Tech. Texas Tech is in Lubbock. Lubbock is more so on the religious side (HELLO! It's in the BIBLE BELT!) and the only Democrats who live in Lubbock are not from Lubbock. In fact, they only recently moved there. It's all Republicans. And people from Lubbock only like TTU football when Mike Leach is the coach, not Tupperwear or Tuberville or whatever his name is. Lubbock is not the only town that is proud of their college. Any town with a Big 12 college is proud of it.
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