lozer

a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.

Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?

me-shell: umm...not really

Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you

me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)

by Fred D Flip May 2, 2005

Lozer

Someone really cool who is obsessed with Ke$ha and therefore not actually cool

Chandler is such a lozer. did you hear him singing Tik Tok in the car???

by stargirl28e April 10, 2010

loserquack

loserquack is a tiktok account. they are my fav mutual 🤞🏼🤞🏼 warning their account smells like doodoo fart stains and buttered popcorn with a hint of skittles and vanilla <3

please help loserquack is forcing me to make this

/j

“omg my mutual is so amazing and funny!”
“you must be talking about loserquack!!”

by mianegrete0101 July 5, 2021

loserquack

the biggest girlboss ever to exist

loserquack my beloved

by loserquack is a girlboss July 5, 2021

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009

aim lozers

ppl that dont know how to talk slang in aim.such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more

zanzan2004,MC ruj,whizhiz,kidx87,penizpuffz

by aim lozers October 14, 2003

aim lozers

People that don't know how stupid it is to talk slang in aim. Such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more

supercoolguy86: Hey man, what's going on?

hotman4u: OMG! hey man how r u? im gr8! lol!

supercoolguy86: God, you're a queer...you're one of those aim lozers

by yay4me80 November 15, 2007