Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.
by rahal July 29, 2020
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You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
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To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011
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Get the Lorenia mug.The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.
by gaycum's toes April 24, 2019
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by Rawrx3nuzzles February 1, 2019
Get the Lorena mug.1: A female specimen who is all of the following things:
Pretty
A good artist
A good singer
loves music .
Nice
2: A female who never thinks highly of herself even though she is just gorgeous and one of a kind .
3: One who is both beauitiful and has a wifey personality . So guys don't let he rgo .
4.She is extremely funny,goofy silly ! you name it !
5. people say their blondes because of their retarded jokes but they are actually very wise both book and street smart.
^. definitely loves yo party and hang riends .
out w their friends.
7. good at being there for people.
and just incredibly sweet and sensitive !
One of a kind !
Pretty
A good artist
A good singer
loves music .
Nice
2: A female who never thinks highly of herself even though she is just gorgeous and one of a kind .
3: One who is both beauitiful and has a wifey personality . So guys don't let he rgo .
4.She is extremely funny,goofy silly ! you name it !
5. people say their blondes because of their retarded jokes but they are actually very wise both book and street smart.
^. definitely loves yo party and hang riends .
out w their friends.
7. good at being there for people.
and just incredibly sweet and sensitive !
One of a kind !
Guy: Lorene, you know i feel like you're different. I have never met a girl who is both beauitiful and actually has a great personality . Any guyy would be lucky to have you .
by lorenenicoleee<3 August 4, 2011
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