Levitation

A skill archieved by completing 2 weeks of no nut november

-“How’s it going with no nut November my dude?”

-“Thou shalt not speak with us higher beings without permission, for I have acquired the art of levitation”

by NonBinaryMan November 3, 2018

Michael Levitating Singularly

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom

No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?

by PteroIsabela December 7, 2020

Statute of Limitations

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Levitation

Levitation means when someone is floating. For example, a balloon.

Levitation is impossible. Only balloons can do that!

by Carpic November 2, 2018

Lanvitational

It's the natural combination of:

Lan and Invitational

A Lan party restricted to invited participants.

"I got invited to SDS's Lanvatational, no n00bs or lamers will be there."

by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

the levitating nasty

the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.

Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...

by scode faced kraut May 14, 2010