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Love Island

A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly

even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love

Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
Love Island by Dark Magician August 16, 2020
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Love island

A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
What shite are you watching??? Oh this? Love island babes.
Love island by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Love island

A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.

The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake

Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Love island by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Love Island

An awful show on ITV 2 which too many people watch.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
Oi Oi, you watched love island last night?
Love Island by BalooCrimson July 3, 2019

Love island

The best show ever. Most people watch it on YouTube.
Teacher: what did you do this weekend

Me: love island
Love island by xoxo gi October 20, 2019

love island

I’d rather watch hours of liveleak videos than a love island episode

Love Island

A show where boys and girls from England fall in love on a tropical paradise. Best enjoyed during watch party with themed nails.
"It's time to watch the new Love Island! Let me pop on a fresh coat of 44A7C4
Love Island by ASMRAshley June 3, 2026