The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018
Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019
love island one of the best tv reality shows
you may really like it if your a muggy twat or even a player that stabs everyone in the back
you may really like it if your a muggy twat or even a player that stabs everyone in the back
by dickhead on toast June 16, 2019
A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love
Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love
Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
by Dark Magician August 16, 2020
An awful show on ITV 2 which too many people watch.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
Everyone that goes on the show only does it for fame.
by BalooCrimson July 03, 2019
The best reality tv show on the whole fucking
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019
When you hang out with someone because you don't have anyone better to hang out with but you'd drop them in a second if someone better came along.
by winklestinkle August 08, 2018