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Telltale

That asshole that tells on you in class and gets you into trouble, very similar to the fun-sucker they are incredibly stupid and you want to slap them round the face with a bat.

They never leave your classes and stay there all through middle school from year 7 to 11.
It’s a telltale, there she is!

Karen is a telltale.
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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Popular Kid

The Popular kid is a kid at school who is completely up their own ass, they forget who they are and focus on clout. The little idiots never stop moaning in their giant group at the cafeteria, field, bench, etc.

They bumlick each other yet they still chat so much rubbish about each other and if you dare go near them, they’ll get their big ass flock on you.
Look it’s a popular kid!

Popular kids are dumb.
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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lol

Laughing out load or lots of love this is perhaps the most 2012 Likr thing to appear on earth, Year 7 students still use this word and say it in real life, this makes them Cringy and annoying.
My cats dogs uncle ate a fly

“Lol”
by Criticalxp September 7, 2019
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Love island

A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.

The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake

Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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Attention Seeker

That stupid kid who posts Instagram stories to gain clout, some take it too far and make fake tears and bruises to look hurt.

They are commonly younger teenagers and seek for clout, it definitely works but it’s fucking annoying.
Look it’s an attention seeker.
Attention Seeker: *sobs* nr to all tonight
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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Corridor Kid

That one asshole that everyone has to deal with at school, either a bitchy girl or a stupid ass boy that goes down the corridor pushing people around like they own the world.

They’re so up their ass that’s it’s unbelievable, they do eventually learn their lesson after they barge into someone that they shouldn’t of.
Corridor kids are so annoying, all they do is cause trouble.
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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lol

Laughing out load or lots of love this is perhaps the most 2012 Likr thing to appear on earth, Year 7 students still use this word and say it in real life, this makes them Cringy and annoying.
My cats dogs uncle ate a fly

“Lol”
by Criticalxp September 7, 2019
mugGet the lolmug.

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