Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

by deerex August 17, 2010

loleringss

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.

You look like a Loleringss

by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019

e-pottering

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009

litterin'

to have done something good, to have responded in a clever fashion, to congradulate oneself or some one else, to state that one has done something well

Bitch, I litterin'!

by Stephanie Carroll May 19, 2004

Pottering

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way

Ram was pottering around

by Rishav February 19, 2018

youtube littering

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.

man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"

by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008