Loner

One who is probably super intelligent but doesn't want anyone to know that.

Someone people call weird because they didn't give the loner a chance to get to know them.

Someone who keeps to themselves, doesn't like conflict, but could kick ass if needed.

Someone that no one really knows except a rare few.

Social when needed and usually very talkative.

A person who's been backstabbed way too many times.

Staying away so no one will get mad or jealous that she smiled and misunderstood it as being "flirting."

Someone who prefers being alone, or with few important people in their life, it's by choice. Less drama.

Small circles, chosen few, anti conflicts, kick ass, less drama.

Someone of these traits could constitute as "loner."

Hey look at her, she's such a loner!

Happy loner!

by lonerstatus March 19, 2013

loner

A loner finds comfort driving, walking and shopping alone. They do not do well with groups as they are not two faced. They find hooking up with others and setting a timeline to meet can become aggravating. They can become impatient with others. They are thinkers and love to solve problems and make improvements. They love laying out in the sun and just daydream. They may love to sit out and fish but become sad when they see the catch struggling. The loner is always watching, listening and thinking. If they sit alone they do not sit with their back to the door. A loner studies life around them and loves the simple things in life. A loner loves the wind, rain, sun and clouds grasping every season with open arms. A loner has zero tolerance for negative uppity people. A loner loves people that have a good sense of humor without being mean or obnoxious. A loner is a loner by choice as they have a inner clock that may suddenly tell them to switch gears and they have learned to listen to their feelings, not doing so they may become agitated. A loner loves their pets as they are much like her....independent!

A loner walks alone, observing, independent and loves life.

by tunie August 17, 2013

Popular Loner

A person who stays to themself, but is loved/liked by many

That guy Doug is really a popular loner!

by OhYeahWuan July 19, 2019

Losercide

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.

After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."

by jpg3 October 10, 2010

Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

Loner

Someone who would rather be alone then with others, but this doesn't bother them, in fact they like it. It gives then time to be themselves, without having to worry about being judged by others. They may not talk the most, but when you just give them a chance they can be a friend that will never leave your side, especially when you need them the most.

hey look at that kid in the corner sitting by himself, he's such a loner

by Blinkerrr April 12, 2015

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020