Lochlan

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

by Kola January 27, 2003

Lochlann

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

lochland

one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.

that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland

by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019

Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward

Someone: I just sharted
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021

lostland

A lostland is area of land that has been lost to rising sea levels.

That beach used to be awesome but it's lostland now.

by designBob May 28, 2017

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Lochlan

Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.

Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.

by brick shit house August 19, 2018