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o lordles

something you say instead of oh my god
it works exactly the same though
O lordles, I had sex with your mom and now I have gonorrhea
by matthew!!! July 9, 2010
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Loodle

loodle (n): a human being who, if was transformed into an animal, would be a hybrid between a poodle and a lizard. The creature typically possesses obnoxiously curly hair and big round beady green eyes. Since they are crossed with the poodle; who as anyone who owns a poodle knows, has difficulty controlling its little bladder; loodles are prone to wetting the bed. Lesson of the day: Don't sleep with a loodle - you will wake up drenched in loodle piss.

Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. You can only handle so much.

Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
Matt: How was your weekend?

Stacy:Well, I woke up soaked in piss yesterday morning. The guy I went home with wet the bed.

Matt: Did he have obnoxiously curly hair? Big green beady eyes? Red face?

Stacy: Ugh...yeah.

Matt: Must have been a loodle.
by loodlebiologist July 7, 2010
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loodlengoodleoodlegoodle

Language in which every vowel is replaced with "oodle."
"Steve Harvey, your name is Stoodlevoodle Hoodlervoodley in loodlengoodleoodlegoodle"
by FilthyFrankMuthaLickas February 26, 2018
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Loodle

a limp penis visible through clothing.
A man wearing track pants with no underwear.

"Ahhh man, check out that guy's loodle!"
by ATM@Browntown February 15, 2010
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Loodle-loo

When two people are romantically involved and everyone knows about it, but they think that no one does.
"Are George and Sally facebook official?"
"Haha, no, they still have a loodle-loo."
"Really? Everyone saw them cuddling during that movie."
"I know, man. Who are they kidding?"
by tositinsolemnsilence November 16, 2014
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Loodle

Short for whoo, a happy exclamation
I just won the contest! Now the roast beef will be delivered to me in 4 to 6 weeks! Loodle Loodle!
by happyloser October 5, 2006
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Loodle

The loodle is a musical instrument, also called the doodle. It originated in souther Pennsylvania when a youngster tried to recreate one of his favorite songs.
Ian: "Loodle boodle loodely boodley loodleeeeeeeee boooo!!!"
Tony: "Is that your new loodle?"
Ian: "yeah i just got it today!!!"
Tony: "sounds out of tune"
Ian: "go loodle yourself"
Tony: "7"
by aznk1d2 February 26, 2008
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