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longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.
I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.
by rx2 December 6, 2005
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longaniza

"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"
by Mookaholic April 2, 2019
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Londoning

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022
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Londoni

a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.
Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.
by G--Money April 7, 2007
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londonitis

I severe issue where you keep referring back to London in conversations and leads to an unhealthy obsession.
Conversations with him have been difficult after Londonitis!
by MillaShows March 2, 2017
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londane

Londane a girl who is very beautiful. Has some pretty eyes. She is short loves to jokes around and sometimes bioplar. Loves the city girls. Londane is someone who can make your day better. Someone that if you date her don't mess it up it breaks your bond forever.

Can be a real bitch and will be

and when people talk about her mama she ready to fight. She got some real hatters. Don't forget she loves food.
I love londane I wish I be her.
by A true beauty April 13, 2019
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Londonish

Something that has to do with London
a garden in Londonish commutersville

posh Londonish accent
by alcolc October 3, 2010
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