lonix

angry little man from texas.

guy 1 man i had the worst day at work...ill kill someone!

guy 2 dude...stop being such a lonix

by haulnlass August 1, 2007

lorax

The greatest children's book ever written. It still sends shivers down my spine every time I finish it. It tells the story of how big buisness will destroy the world (in an environmental sense). The lorax himself is a character in the story. Describe him? That's hard. I don't know if I can. He is smallish, and oldish, and brownish, and mossy. He speaks with a voice that is sharpish and bossy. He is the protector of nature and is the foil to the Onceler's (the narrator) callous buisness attitude, which looks at things one dimensionally, with buisness his only concern. His buisness grows inversely with the quality of nature, which eventually drives out all the native species. Eventually his buisness, which relies on nature (which the Onceler doesn't realize) completely shuts down as his resources are eliminated. This bitter irony conveys how selfishness leads to nothing.

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues"

by I'll eat your children! September 5, 2005

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Loraxium

Loraxium is an unofficial group dedicated to the Lorax. We believe that the Lorax is a magnificent creature beyond our complete comprehension, and that trees are important. Please, join Loraxium. Do not join the Evil Butlers, they are our enemies. They all speak French and like to cut down trees.

Person 1: Hey, I just joined Loraxium!
Person 2: That's awesome, Loraxium is way better than those ugly Butlers.

by Skyler_Griffiths October 26, 2022

Lomaxed

To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)

After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.

by Erroneous January 19, 2008

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

Lorax

He speaks for the trees.

i aM tHe lOraX anD i SpeaK fOr thE tR33s.

by Graypish. December 10, 2018