freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

lollygag

What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.

I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.

by nom de plumb July 11, 2009

lolly-gag

To goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts.

stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have homework to do!

by la negra May 13, 2005

Lolplosion

Happens when you have been trying to hold a laugh in too long the LOL pressure builds up and finaly you get your LOLplosion.

Teacher: Can anyone anwser this Fanny has 2 eggs she cracks 1 how many are left?

Me:.........LOLplosion

by Wafflewithketchup October 18, 2011

jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)

1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017

lollygagging

Idly wasting time, hanging around with no purpose

There's no time for Lollygagging, things to do!

by Keith Caley July 7, 2003