loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

loosey

a single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk for a minimal price. (rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes)

i was broke as shit so i bought a loosey from the clerk.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

loosey

One loose cigarette from the corner store bought from an a-rab. Generally tucked behind the ear during the time before it is smoked.

I was dying for a cigarette so I went down to the shop and got me a loosey.

by dc kt April 19, 2006

Lisey

An explicit sexual act where one person talks/yells into a womans hoo-hah, letting her climax on the soundwaves.

"I gave my girlfriend a lisey last night, she loved it!"

"I can't imagine giving someone a lisey is enjoyable to listen to.."

by I touch old people October 31, 2009

loosey

A single cigarette that is "loose", as opposed to tightly packed with 19 other cigarettes in a pack.
Since cigarettes are usually sold in packs of 20 for ridiculous prices, shop owners have taken to selling single, "loose" cigarettes rather than whole packs.

I only had a jackson for the whole week so I only bought a couple loosey's.

by Santi July 29, 2005

Lisey

Fun girl, who likes to have a good time and being silly/goofing around. She is always up for a party, and she is (surprisingly) the youngest in the friend group. She is very nice, and really cares about her friends.

"Lisey is so fun to be around"
"This party could use some Lisey"

by Chakakarn January 21, 2022

3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.

Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.

by HNGOVR January 9, 2018