Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.
Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!
by Loggersexual August 2, 2016
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Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.
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its when a male takes a shit on someones chest then stacks it all like a tree and then use their dicks to chop then down like a logger then yell temburg! as the shit/ tree falls into the other persons mouth.
by MoBitches Mack I Love Travis June 8, 2011
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Get the loggerhead mug.An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
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Get the Logger mug.The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
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