Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022

loctang

loctang is a widely known computer security specialist/computer hacker. His name became a compliment/insult, being called a loctang means you are an extremely knowledgeable piece of shit who needs to stay off computers before you start WW3 with your d4nk 1337 h4x0r skillz.

John: Yo did you see me boot that kid offline on Black Ops?
Bobbo: Yeah bro, you're a loctang!

by The OG Anonymoose October 18, 2021

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

loktantrajeet

when democracy shills particularly from india spam any china related post with pro democracy post, when their own country is in pathetic condition

kumar is a Loktantrajeet, he is always spamming any china related post with pro democracy post, telling how china dont have freedom because they have banned google, twitter, FB. while kumar even have freedom to piss on road but at same time get beaten up by indian puulis for not wearing mask

by rohit99 February 1, 2021

too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

Lofian

A lost civilization, once known for their great knowledge and power. They have left many legacies, including the language of lofian, lofian physics and math, as well as their culture, which is seen in Britland and most of Swicily

They should teach lofian at more schools, its not a dead language.

by Philip Sap June 13, 2008

Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.

She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.

by whatshitsme August 1, 2016