Loduha-19

A new COVID strain effecting a portion of southeastern Wisconsin, symptoms may include coughing, soar throat, fever, but others say they have odd beards, craving for Oscars chicken sandwiches, incapable of parking cars properly, and the overwhelming urge to drink budlight.

Ron coughs....
Coworker: Are you Okay?
Ron: Ya just have little Loduha-19
Coworker: What's that?
Ron: Oh nothing

by thefarm May 11, 2022

Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

by thefarm May 16, 2022

Loduca

When you're pooping and the turd hits the toilet water with enough momentum to splash your butt with poop water.

Aimee shivered while wiping the loduca from her backside.

by Your man Jsiah June 23, 2009

lodunath

LODUNATH: is a person who is idiot and believes that he or she is the best in the whole world.

u are still hopefull that she will go in bed with u, such a lodunath u are

by haseeno ka devta April 28, 2009

Didymus Loduha

The head architect of the Chateau Loduha. He needed to build a residence for the Loduhan Clan during their pilgrimage of the 8th century. He worked tirelessly to upkeep the precious lawn and other landscaping around the chateau. The chateau was ingeniously designed to house a family of spies for the Slovakian homeland.

alright class who built the chateau loduha?
uhhh barney loduha?
no. you suck.
didymus loduha!
absolutely right. congrats

by RogerMethod420 June 20, 2022

Thee Dark Age of Loduha

From the 8th to the 13th century Slovakia was plagued by war and the black plague. It even reaches the mountains in which the Loduhans resided. this is the main reason why Didymus constructed the Chateau Loduha because he needed to escape the war on CNN and the black plague. Not much history is known on this era, as it was hardest to keep good history on the events during the wars against rogues. The Loduhan clan ultimately survived the dark age by scraping by as they ran a lowkey speakeasy and chapel in their cellar.

it seems like loduhan history is very scarce, right proffessor?
yes but Thee Dark Age of Loduha was the worst period for Loduhan clan historical notation
ohhhh ok.

by RogerMethod420 July 3, 2022