A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"
"I don't know, she looks 45."
"I don't know, she looks 45."
by racesomecat April 2, 2010
Get the ali lohan mug.The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
by P DuBB June 30, 2005
Get the Lindsay Lohan mug.A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.
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Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.
Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.
Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.
by Classic Amber June 2, 2014
Get the Feeling Lohan mug.A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
by Lachizzle April 19, 2018
Get the Lucien Lachance mug.Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
by eon June 26, 2005
Get the lindsay lohan mug.Lohany is a bright and ‘woke’ girl. She always puts people’s needs above her own and tries to be as inspirational as possible.
Lohany always thinks on the positive side, no matter what.
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She wants to achieve something in the world and make a difference.
She is only one out of 7.5 billion but believes she can achieve anything she sets her mind to.
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Lohany wishes that you have a great day and always smile, because she states, “why be negative when you could be positive?”
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Lohany always thinks on the positive side, no matter what.
Lohany is very caring when it comes to family and friends.
She wants to achieve something in the world and make a difference.
She is only one out of 7.5 billion but believes she can achieve anything she sets her mind to.
Lohany is loving, funny, and short.
Lohany wishes that you have a great day and always smile, because she states, “why be negative when you could be positive?”
:)
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