lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 07, 2017

lobster

Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster

by Pete The Pretty Powder Purple Prancing Pony September 02, 2005

lobster

someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.

he's her lobster!

by ccccc28 August 25, 2011

Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 06, 2007

Lobster

A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.

Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.

by Waqcku July 15, 2008