loafed 

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

loafed by Stevo23456 October 23, 2011

loafed 

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

loafed by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

Loafed 

Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.

Get loafed

Loafed by Lil flagella November 25, 2018

Loafed 

Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.

“Dude this cat just loafed on me”

“He just loafed you??!”

Loafed by Kitty.io September 19, 2022

Loafed 

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.

OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.

Loafed by Str8forpay July 5, 2024

Loafed up 

1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin

Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up

Loafed up by Loaf_man_ren123 October 16, 2023

Loafed up 

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”

“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”

Loafed up by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021