Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014
Get the Loaf Breadmug. Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009
Get the A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Breadmug. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
Get the A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!mug. by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011
Get the Loaf of Wonder Breadmug. It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
Get the Loaf of bread in the bootmug.